Progressive TechTM is an open and democratic nation. We do not appreciate this insinuation that we were bought out by robots in 2043. Let's stop with this notion that we do not know what we are doing. We know exactly what we're doing. And what we're doing is great. At least twenty percent of congress is made from organic tissue.
Only 4 percent of that vital organic representation is in the Superbrain - a far cry from the exaggerated 5 percent. For the record, the Superbrain has all of our citizens best interests at heart, human and robotic. The Superbrain cares about everyone and everything. Even vicious liars like you.
And a good 10 percent is not organic, but from diverse inorganic material. Trailblazing heroes like Barstool, the chair with a sticky note drawing of a smile stuck to him. Barstool was very content with his life, but answered the call to office. Barstool didn't condone those trouble-making protesters and was quick to clarify that he supports Progressive TechTM. He even endured accusations of not actually being a person, his face nearly ripped off by the human rabble.
To left, Barstool after vicious terrorist attack
Other prominent diverse leaders include, but are not limited to: Olivia Urbanos, the self-aware cyborg fetus. Lloyd Anyhuman, who, for the last time, is not a robot with fleshy rubber wrapped around him. Mr. Fuzzy, the Superbrain's beloved Yorkshire Terrier. Johnson Green, known human, is not being held hostage and has many unique, strong political opinions of his own, such as:
"I like... uh, diet oil better than regular."and
"Isn't this shock collar a little tight?"So in the end, if you want to find out about our government, feel free to visit and
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I love your use of the striked out text to reflect your true meaning. Clever.
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